love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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