I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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