I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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