I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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