It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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