i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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