i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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