Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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