"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
