super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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