We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I think a kid would responsible me up
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
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