a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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