Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
did i just pee glitter
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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