walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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