I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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