at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
did you just send me my own nude
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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