shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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