Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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