If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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