So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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