check it out our google latitudes are spooning
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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