just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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