The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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