my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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