Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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