one two three fourrrrnication!
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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