What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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