If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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