I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
In America we eat man semen.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
