Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
