girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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