We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
