absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i dont even know how to be here
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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