There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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