She's JV to your varsity
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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