Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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