I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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