$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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