do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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