are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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