Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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