It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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