Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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