left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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