Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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