I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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