If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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