It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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