Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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