I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
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