we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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