Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
At least life still wants to fuck me.
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